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People keep trying to have sex with this pensioner’s hedge and he’s mad about it

A furious gardener has blasted drunken revellers pretending to have sex with his hedge.

Keith Tyssen says his “privet lady” — shaped like a reclining woman — constantly keeps being damaged by “disgusting people” climbing on top of her at night.

He said: “They’re climbing on top of her and pulling her legs apart — you know, it’s disgusting.

“I just peered out at about 4:30 in the morning and there was a guy on top of her and going through the motions of having sex with her.”

Keith Tyssen says he is having to make regular repairs to his hedge due to drunk people pretending to have sex with it
Keith Tyssen says he is having to make regular repairs to his hedge due to drunk people pretending to have sex with it 

He told the BBC : “It makes me feel a bit sick, really because I’m thinking, ‘No, no that’s just not the way to behave – in lots of ways’.”

Mr Tyssen, from Sheffield, has sculpted the hedge for 40 years. It started off as a Greek god but Mr Tyssen opted to turn it into a reclining woman in 2000.

And he’s now considering putting up a sign or an alarm to curb the behaviour.

Mr Tyssen maintains his 'privet lady' at his Sheffield home
Mr Tyssen maintains his ‘privet lady’ at his Sheffield home 
The man may install an alarm to curb the behaviour
The man may install an alarm to curb the behaviour

He added: “It’s not always a guy actually, sometimes it’s women who climb on her.”

“I don’t want them to behave like that with my privet lady.

“She’s too privet, or private you know?”

Mr Tyssen studied at The Royal College of Art in London in the 1960 and has won awards for his designs.

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